Thursday, April 30, 2009

We’re diligently reading. Keep the submissions coming. Check to the left for guidelines. And stay tuned for our June debut, poplit lovers!

We love ladies with ‘staches. And Dear Brad Pitt, do you really need any more money?

Eyebrow is your (sometimes) daily injection of literary pop. We’ll puff up your lips and fill in your wrinkles.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Deathdefying

Greetings, litpop lovers, and welcome back to the sporadic yet pithy yet crafty yet snarky yet…well, you get the pic, popsule.

Today’s popsule theme = death: of a porn star, a marriage, and morals. Eat up and keep those submissions coming.

Your daily injection of literary pop. We’ll puff up your lips and fill in your wrinkles.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

"It's only wax. It can melt."

Until our official launch in June, the fab editorial staff of Eyebrow will be dutifully supplying you with your fix of pop buzz in the form of POPSULES. Yes, you’ve accurately guessed: that’s our oh-so-clev pun on ‘capsules’ (time, aspirin, vitamin B, you name it).

Here’s your first Popsule: wax figures, way creepy.

Guidelines to the left...

Your daily injection of literary pop. We’ll puff up your lips and fill in your wrinkles.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Raising Eyebrows

Welcome to the newly launching Eyebrow: A Journal of Celebrity, Pop Culture, & Fleeting Fame.

We live in the glittering age where as our financial institution collapses the top news is Jennifer Aniston getting dumped again. But why hate it when you can hustle it?

Eyebrow is a satirical journey through the land of celebrity obsession, where no cow is sacred. Not even Kirstie Alley. Oh, snap. Did we just say that?

So give us your dishy, your celebrity-spawned fiction, your poems to Charlie Sheen's hair. Eyebrow likes it rough and dirty. Think Perez Hilton meets Jonathan Swift.

Right now, we are in our infant stage, but soon we will emerge from our Gucci chrysalis a terrible, fame hungry attention whore that will update daily and/or flash our coochie while entering our limo. We pimp it, and you bring it.

Check out the guidelines to the left of the page for more information.